Archive of a Nameless World
Volo: WAIT
Volo: YOU CAN GET A SMALL ELEMENTAL FAMILIAR
Sakuya: ...
Sakuya: THANK YOU.
Volo: It requires the improved familiar feat
Sakuya: ... fuckers.
Volo: also you can get a dinosaur familiar
Sakuya: ... let me get this straight
Sakuya: You can have a PET FUCKING DINOSAUR
Volo: YEAH
Sakuya: And not a FUCKING ELEMENTAL
Sakuya: WHAT THE FUCK GUYS.

derpcakes:

Villains with tragic backstories:

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Sailor Mew

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this